There’s chocolate in all directions. Follow the directions!
Most religions go like this: you live, you die, you move into a better neighborhood.
The universe is stuffed with moons, stars and some days, just vanilla cream-filling if you don’t eat the hard cookie parts.
In my favorite bookstore, they sell book-shaped mugs and book-shaped chocolates. And somewhere in the back, I could swear I’ve seen book-shaped books.
Become the salt of the earth and add water.
Soon – apples, first frost, snow, heavy snow, flowers, crickets, today.
Found a galaxy just right for us! Free gravity, and they allow pets!
The refrigerator – never one to mince words.
Found a windmill. Set it free.
Nothing too intelligent, please. Brain cells may be shattered.