#280 Loving the Dog

“I love you more than the dog, okay?” I say to my husband while winking at the dog.


#240 Dog Talk 3

“Chase a ball? Toward what end? I mean, can I eat it? Oh. Can I bury it? Oh. Can I roll it under the bed? Oh, I see. Can I move in with the neighbors? Oh. Can I wake from this nightmare?”

#85 Ponies

I know only eleven months until Christmas. I’m on it! Don’t stress me! I’ve got 2 ponies and a bubble machine at my neighbor’s house, right now, though I’m thinking about giving the dog his ponies early.